Says Lexie: Courtesy of my new friend Alex “Pfunkt”. www.pfunkt.com

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In honor of the fifth anniversary of my 21st birthday, I’m going to kick off a new segment on the Philadelphyinz blog: Top Ten Lists.  Today my list is titled: LEXIE’S TOP TEN SONGS TO LISTEN TO WHILE NAKED, EATING PICKLES AND CLIPPING HER TOENAILS I wanna sex you up–Color Me Badd O Mio Babbino [...]

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Two videos for you, chosen by Lexie. Okay, so I hate doing music reviews, which I won’t do here, but I have to share this amazing video with the Philadelphyinz family. This song is called “Sex (I’m A…)” and has a wild video featuring leftovers from the “Take on Me” video, a lavish roast beef [...]

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PHILADELPHIA NEEDS YOU BOBBY! Image courtesy of Matthew via this.

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Today’s top stories: Despite Lexie’s best efforts to jinx the dear Pittsburgh Penguins, the Pens won again last night, bringing their series lead to 2-0 over the dastardly and subhuman Philadelphia Flyers. Although I expect the cross-state shenanigans to continue unabated on this site, I can’t imagine that Lexie’s hexing will have much of an [...]

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Medusa was hot last night! Thanks to everyone who came out and got crazy with us–be ready: JUNE 14th Pyinz drop the Medusa bomb once again. Check back with us later, we’ll have photos from last night up shortly. GO FLYERS! Ed: It is the official position of Apt One that endorsement of the Philadelphia [...]

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I didn’t know what “Buck Buck” was. I was often confused by rappist’s lyrics and the repetitive “Buck Buck” I’d hear floating amidst beats. I asked a friend, but he was unable to explain it. Rather than look it up on the internet–because we all know that’s a waste of time–I waited patiently. Sure enough, [...]

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We’re voting for France. My special gentleman brought to my attention that Sebastian Tellier is France’s Eurovision pick. We’re still not totally sure what “Chivers” are though. Mother-shit-faced YouTube is screwing up my scripts bitch.

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