I’m currently collecting funds to purchase and/or create my own electrifying pair of acid washed jeans and a matching fringed, acid washed jacket.
This is what I’m hoping to purchase/create:

[Photo courtesy of http://www.atozbluejeans.com/JeansAcidWash.htm]
Also, does anyone know where can I get a camel toe? I don’t know of any desert supply stores.

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Okay, as we mentioned, Saturday night was hyper amazing-ment. The crowd was rowdy, hot and ready to dance.
Apt One and Skinny killed it on the decks, Portia and Kelly worked the bar like champs and everyone went home happy.
Need proof?
 

Thanks to everyone who came out and got crazy with us–next installment is MAY 10! [...]

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Sea Turtle purgatory fucking sucks.

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This is the patented, the heralded, the bread and butter right here. The monthly to end all monthly, the Osiris of this shit.
We’ve got a special secret guest set from a man we can only describe as a funk and disco guru. We’ve got a birthday/surgery party for the homeboy Willie. It’s [...]

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I was in Key West, Florida for a few days with my Mama. We also saw the craziness that is Miami Beach, but my favorite part of the trip was a Key West Toad.
They are jumpers, my friends.

My sister is holding the toad–she caught it in a thunderstorm.

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