OK, lotta things going down this weekend. Read em and weep.

THURSDAY - PHILLY

Go to Independence Mall (aka Freedom Central) and watch the bol Obama accept the Democratic nomination on a big screen within spitting distance of the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall.

FRIDAY - PHILLY

New weekly jumpoff alert!

Every Friday I’m gonna be splitting time with DJ SiYoung of Plastic Little (who just got off Jay-Z’s European Tour… BAZONGGGGG!) and Mikey All Nite at MarBar, above the Marathon Grill at 40th and Walnut. Expect a wide selection of martinis and rump shaking of an Ivy League caliber.

SATURDAY - NYC

Run It!

It’s going down at Arlo & Esme, 42 E. 1st St. between 1st and 2nd.

ERock and Project Matt are helping us celebrate Skyler’s b-day and The Eye of Providence will be in the building, vomiting fruit rollups (see flyer above).

SATURDAY - PHILLY

Frankly, I’m pissed off to be up in NYC missing this - David Motherfucking Banner…. AND Hakim Warrick, who I’ll always remember for swatting Kansas’ potential game-tying 3 with like a second or two left in the 2003 NCAA Championship game. But seriously folks - FREE DAVID BANNER SHOW AT A PLAYGROUND.